What's a "Blog" and why are you reading it?

so i woke up at about 8.30,after a good 2 hours and 29 minutes sleep-MSN makes it hard to sleep alright! i dragged myself out of bed,my flannel jammies all a-ruffled,and i hit the showers. make myself some vegimite on toast and a cup of Chai,and before 9.30 i was out the door. drove some 100km in….THAT direction **points finger to the North west** and landed myself in the vercinity of Fountain Gate Shopping center.

UPON ARRIVAL in said Shopping center,i met up with George and paroused the shelves of JB HIFI,where a good friend of mine purchased,and then bestowed me a gift card,and i then,instantaneously fell in love with something i havnt clasped eyes on in years. what was it,i hear you ask? well im glad you mentioned it-because,laddies and gentlemen, I BOUGHT 2 SEASONS OF DIGITALLY REMASTERED DRAGONBALL Z! sexy much? yeah,its sexy.

theeeen George and i went to lunch,where i had a loverly  burger from the king of burgers…burger King. the fries werent bad,but a little saltier than id prefer,and the drink was a little on the filling side given the girth of the meal. enjoyable none the less.

Then,walking around the shopping center,i remembered exactly how much of a labyrinth that place really is. you go anywhere,in any direction and you automatically end up back at the make up stall in the middle,before the food court. weird. and then there was that creepy guy with those fluffy ferret thingies which are CLEARLY atatched to a string in his pocket,but NOOO,he was trying to pass himself off as this amazing magician with infinite powers of small-fluro-fettet manipulation. oh the endless practicality of THAT power.

and then i drove home.

the end.

Hi.

How are you? Okay,so this is akward. My Name is Kanye W…no,too obvious…Mr West: but you can call me what my birth certificate says: Jay,Jay Nelson.

I’m a dude,i have hair (crazy right?) and enjoys things. I’m an 18 year old Australian guy who has a penchant for being less-than-serious. this derives from my desire to be a kick ass stand up comedian. Ive been told Ive got the face of a joker for years…sadly its Jack Nickleson’s face.

On here i guess ill be posting…things…and saying…stuff. feel free to do what ever it is you do on this website (presumably comment or click “like” or some shit.)

aaanyway,I’m watching an old,shitty episode of the Simpson’s,which to be honest,has become less and less  entertaining since the arrival of shows like Family Guy,American Dad,Futurama,the Cleaveland show and virtually every other cartoon of our age,and i now find myself hardly able to focus on Blogging and terrible animated humor at the one time.

i promise i will,someday,have something interesting to put up here…i don’t care if i have to make it up…I’m thinking of starting a rumor about Chad Kroger,lead singer of Nickleback and a longstanding addiction to Belgian coffee beans with french toast on Sunday evenings on the golf coarse in Glasgow ,i think this could be the next big thing! imagine that eh?

Goodnight Internet,

Nelson Out.